Last cabaret government meeting. Tusk came true – Dziennik.pl

In a farewell cabinet meeting aired in the “Cabaret November Night” in TVP 2 could not miss the fun of to Brussels departing prime minister. It was Harat in Gale were cigar that burns after sex , were also submitted to the Poles empty promises. However, contrary to earlier Polish Television Communication, from which one could infer that the cabaret government meeting will take real outgoing prime minister, Donald Tusk spoke after the sketch.

Prior to his jokes entertained the audience Comedy Prime Minister, that Robert Mountain . The scene presented last meeting of the government.

Closes me in a golden cage – joked, “Prime Minister”, referring to his promotion to president of Europe and go to Brussels. – So somehow the president’s dream come true – added, with how easy it was to guess, it was about President of the PiS, Jaroslaw Kaczynski .

Robert Mountain gave a sort of farewell message. – When 7 years ago was left Prime Minister of the Republic, Poland Although I found a brick, but with odpadającym plaster, leaky pipes, septic wybijającym, gray and sad. And now I’m leaving. I’d like getting on the plane, ask the Lord Macierewicz and red peppers: kiss my ass, if zdążycie reach – cast as a Donald Tusk .

I dreamed of a country where white is white and black is black, and the rainbow is also black, because I burned – continued cabaret Prime Minister. – I dreamed of a country where people are divided into color, a country where there is no white, black or yellow. I dream of a country where there are no poor children. I dreamed of stupidity, because I ate a bean. I dreamed of Giertych with horse head and horse head Giertych . I dreamed that I was in for vodka and Walesa Walesa told me: “We can go to you, talk to me Bolek” – he said. – I woke up, and fly sat on my face – he added.

At the end of the “head of government” got from his “ministers” the ball with their signatures to the haratania in Gale and gave them two councils, as his political testament:

Watch out for Schetyna and Putin. Do not trust people who have eyes with him that if he did not have a nose, it would have had one eye. Do not trust people too small. Why not? Because the little people have a head close to ass.

Then the program appeared two prime ministers – the Comedy and the true , former head of government . Both appeared next to each other.

I’m sad that you are leaving, because people will no longer laugh – said Robert Mountain . Donald Tusk tried to parody stand-up comedian. – One of us made a career thanks to the other. Now we need to determine which whereby – summed up leaving soon to Brussels, the former prime minister.